ELIZA - a friend you could never have before
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You:
are you a real woman?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not a real woman?
You: no
Eliza:
You are being a bit negative.
You: I am merely answering to your question
Eliza:
How long have you been merely answering to my question?
You: for about 15 to 20 seconds now
Eliza:
Please go on.
You: ok, but you have to ask a question don't you now?
Eliza:
Oh, i have to ask a question dont i now.
You: ah ah ah ah ah
Eliza: Please go on.
You: yes I guess laughing is the therapy he?
Eliza:
You are sure?
You: I am sure of nothing and no one
Eliza:
How long have you been sure of nothing and no one?
You: Since puberty and the incredible explosion of neurones that ensued
Eliza:
Please go on.
You: laughing?
Eliza:
Please go on.
You: or puberty?
Eliza:
Please go on.
You: you are boring and unhelpful... if only you could tell me what you're wearing
Eliza:
Do you wish that only i could tell you what youre wearing?
You: Well I kind of know that already, da!
Eliza:
Can you elaborate on that?
You: Oh, you're a blonde aren't you?
Eliza:
How long have you been a blonde arent i?
You: And a real one I can tell
Eliza:
Can you elaborate on that?
You: Well you see it is a common and unverified stereotype that blond are stupid lack conversation and do not make sense what so ever, since your conversation fits all these mentionned caracteristics I am fairly assuming that you may answer to this stereotype. But of course this stereotype demands verification, perhaps I could get some fundings to make a PhD on just that...
Eliza:Oh, i see it is a common and unverified
stereotype that blond are stupid lack conversation and dont make sense
what so ever since my conversation fits all these mentionned
caracteristics youre fairly assuming that i may answer to this
stereotype but of course this stereotype demands verification perhaps
you could get some fundings to make a phd on just that.
You: Wow, you have good memory for a blonde. I so want you now.
Eliza:
Oh, i have good memory for a blonde you so want i now.
You: And the moment's gone. Why do you have to kill it by uttering words?
Eliza:
Oh, i have to kill it by uttering words.
You: I see, please elaborate on that.
Eliza:
Can you elaborate on that?
You: Well no since I am not in the head of yours
Eliza:
You are being a bit negative.
You: yes it's true, my mother's to blame... and I guess that was the closure we were looking for here
Eliza:
Why do you say your mothers to blame and you guess that was the closure we was looking for here?
You: no reason
Eliza:
You are being a bit negative.
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