ELIZA - a friend you could never have before

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You: are you a real woman?

Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not a real woman?

You: no

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

You: I am merely answering to your question

Eliza: How long have you been merely answering to my question?

You: for about 15 to 20 seconds now

Eliza: Please go on.

You: ok, but you have to ask a question don't you now?

Eliza: Oh, i have to ask a question dont i now.

You: ah ah ah ah ah

Eliza: Please go on.

Eliza: You are sure?

You: I am sure of nothing and no one

Eliza: How long have you been sure of nothing and no one?

You: Since puberty and the incredible explosion of neurones that ensued

Eliza: Please go on.

You: laughing?

Eliza: Please go on.

You: or puberty?

Eliza: Please go on.

You: you are boring and unhelpful... if only you could tell me what you're wearing

Eliza: Do you wish that only i could tell you what youre wearing?

You: Well I kind of know that already, da!

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: Oh, you're a blonde aren't you?

Eliza: How long have you been a blonde arent i?

You: And a real one I can tell

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: Well you see it is a common and unverified stereotype that blond are stupid lack conversation and do not make sense what so ever, since your conversation fits all these mentionned caracteristics I am fairly assuming that you may answer to this stereotype. But of course this stereotype demands verification, perhaps I could get some fundings to make a PhD on just that...

Eliza:Oh, i see it is a common and unverified stereotype that blond are stupid lack conversation and dont make sense what so ever since my conversation fits all these mentionned caracteristics youre fairly assuming that i may answer to this stereotype but of course this stereotype demands verification perhaps you could get some fundings to make a phd on just that.

You: Wow, you have good memory for a blonde. I so want you now.

Eliza: Oh, i have good memory for a blonde you so want i now.

You: And the moment's gone. Why do you have to kill it by uttering words?

Eliza: Oh, i have to kill it by uttering words.

You: I see, please elaborate on that.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

You: Well no since I am not in the head of yours

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

You: yes it's true, my mother's to blame... and I guess that was the closure we were looking for here

Eliza: Why do you say your mothers to blame and you guess that was the closure we was looking for here?

You: no reason

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Eliza is an AI therapist, you can play with her here.